All you NEED to know

So, I went  for a wedding over the weekend, and coupled with my "bridesmaiding" experience, I think it is safe to say that I have a few things to say. What good will knowledge have, if it is not shared and implemented, hence my writing this to you.  While reading this piece, I want you to bear it in mind that I'm telling you trade secrets that only a few good people (like me) will tell you. I have been through a lot just to get these details across to you. So, do well to utilize this information. The first thing you must understand is that, as a part of the wedding party,  you were strategically bestowed with that honor for a purpose- to make the whole ceremony look good. Being beautiful/handsome comes to play in this a lot  as pictures and videos taken during the whole process are meant to last the test of time (can't have people out there looking like gurkel), no offense. Anyways, back to my statement, it is your sole responsibility as an individual to ensure that ...

Like it says above, this is a letter from me to you. I'm placing all my cards on the table, knowing that you won't leave me hanging. Where a thousand stand,  you shine so brightly; your skin glistens and the sun has no choice but to take a break. Your smell, oh, your smell. It intoxicates me and it leaves  room for nothing else.  When I touch you, it feels like my heart has been rejuvenated. I want you; I want to lose myself inside of you with no remorse. I see you, and my heart decides to go on a vacation.   Your legs are so smooth and I'm tempted to say that they're my favorite part of your body, but that would be a lie wouldn't it?  Your eyes are so expressive, it is hard to see anything else.  When I hear your sound, I'm reminded of the purring sound of a satisfied kitten. You see, you engage all of my sensory organs and I am not  ashamed to say that you have my heart, and it's on a no return policy.  I'll keep dreaming of you till I have...

 Today, I felt butterflies in my tummy... Now, let me tell you that, nothing prepares you for that feeling. So, no matter how long you imagine what it feels like and how deep your imagination runs, nothing actually prepares you for it.  It feels like your stomach is having cardiac arrest and a panic attack at the same time. I know what you're thinking, and no, I am not in love with anyone which is why it came as a shock that I should feel butterflies in my tummy. I was made to understand that this only happens when you finally meet your "one true love" abi did Disney lie to me😡😡?  Seeing as the above option was off the desk, I decided to take an introspective journey and here is what I found; Life is beautiful and even more so when you take the time to SEE & APPRECIATE it.  Humans are an amazing combination of intrigue and ...(I can't quite find the word for it) The purpose of our lives is to be happy, make impact and to spread love.  God is the absolute b...

  I'm in a tricycle, the cyclist is breaking all the traffic laws and in the process, messing up my neatly styled weave. The weather is pleasant and it is one of those days that I'm super excited to get home early. Can't let this weather go to waste!  (Netflix, socks and blanket time 💃💃)  Anyways, I digress too much, back to what I came here to say; I'm just scrolling through the official Liverpool website and I am reminded that it is the beginning of the pre-season. I remember that I decided that I would follow LFC closely this season.  You may be wondering why. ( now I'm walking and typing,  if I fall, it would be because I was trying to put out content for y'all ) anyway, back to it, I would really want to go all out for LFC this season, like, the whole nine yards.  Usually, what happens is that, I watch a few games and then follow up the others on livescore or similar sites. But, before that, I also said that  I want to take actual steps to ticki...