WANDERING EYES

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Hey wandering eyes,

Do you think I don't see the ring you just hid in your pocket?

Or the indent caused by the same ring on your fourth finger?

They say not all of YOU are demons but I guess you're here to prove them wrong.

What will 'iyawo' think when she sees how fast your eyes wander?

Or how you shout "bàwò ní" to Bose, the POS  girl at the junction with a mischievous glint in your eyes?

Will she think, "he's a man and that's how they do, besides he's just looking na"  

OR will she smack your big head with her palm (which is what I personally think you deserve).

Well, today I'm the girl who's going to mind her business and pretend I didn't see the horrible wink you sent my way.

Till next time. 

Princess💞



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